trashbagballoon
/ˈtræʃbæɡ bəˈluːn/nounVerified NewAlso in: Müllballon (Deutsch) · bolsaglobo (Español) · sacgonfle (Français)
The refuse bag inflated to a sphere beyond its structural limits, negotiated downstairs at dawn.
The trashbagballoon is created by one lift too many, one crust too stiff, and one knot tied in hope. It descends the stairs slowly, swaying, pursued by its own smell. Delivery to the bin is achieved by leaning, not carrying, and the balloon's release into the wheelie bin is the quietest triumph of the week.
Etym. — trash bag + balloon — the spherical load that should not have been possible.
Rel. — binsprint
Novelty check: APPROVE
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