binsprint
/ˈbɪnsprɪnt/verbVerified NewAlso in: tonnensprinten (Deutsch) · basusprint (Español) · poubsprint (Français)
To run the trash out in the final audible minute of collection day.
To binsprint is to hear the truck, rise from a chair that had plans, and negotiate the bag down the path in under ninety seconds. The run is performed in whatever was being worn, which becomes part of the story. Success is measured in the truck's pauses and celebrated, breathlessly, alone at the curb.
Etym. — bin + sprint — the dash from sofa to curb, timed by destiny.
Rel. — bindayamnesia · trashbagballoon
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