saladregret
/ˈsæləd rɪˈɡrɛt/nounVerified NewAlso in: Salatbereuung (Deutsch) · ensalamorsa (Español) · sacremords (Français)
The wilting bag of salad bought with intentions that expired before the lettuce did.
Saladregret is discovered at the back of the fridge in a state between vegetable and memory. It was bought alongside the resolve; both were laid to rest the same week. The bag is opened once, condemned, and binned with a small funeral speech about next time.
Etym. — salad + regret — the produce that outlived the promise.
Rel. — saladfortnight
Novelty check: APPROVE
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