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gratertribute

/ˈɡreɪtəˈtrɪbjuːt/nounVerified New

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Also in: Reibetribut (Deutsch) · rallatributo (Español) · râpetribut (Français)

The knuckle tax paid to the grater by every household cook, annually and without exception.

The gratertribute is levied at top speed on the final centimeter of cheese. It is paid in skin, flinching, and one oath per household per year. The cheese is completed regardless, served without mention, and the tribute is recorded on the knuckle for the rest of the evening.

Etym. — grater + tribute — the fee owed to the cheese instrument.

Rel. — chopconfidence · cheeseendgame

Novelty check: APPROVE

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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