chopconfidence
/ˈtʃɒpˈkɒnfɪdəns/nounVerified NewAlso in: Schneidvertrauen (Deutsch) · tajanza (Español) · hachance (Français)
The knife speed adopted after watching one too many cooking videos.
Chopconfidence announces itself in a rhythm on the board and ends, once per year, in a plaster. The confident chopper works faster than thought and occasionally than the vegetable. Nothing teaches humility like the knuckle, and nothing restores confidence like the next video.
Etym. — chop + confidence — the borrowed speed of professionals, minus the training.
Rel. — gratertribute · oniongrief
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