corridorcensus

/ˈkɒrɪdɔː ˈsɛnsəs/nounVerified New

Also in: Flurzensus (Deutsch) · pasillocenso (Español) · coulocensement (Français)

The informal collection of office news gathered by walking one corridor and stopping at three desks.

The corridorcensus returns richer data than any official channel: who is leaving, what is delayed, who is promoted. Its methods are conversational and its accuracy is high. Official announcements arrive days later and confirm it.

Etym. — corridor + census — the count of everything real, conducted on foot.

Rel. — orgfiction

Novelty check: APPROVE

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