orgfiction
/ˈɔːɡ ˈfɪkʃən/nounVerified NewAlso in: Organigrammfiktion (Deutsch) · organificción (Español) · organifiction (Français)
The official org chart, whose reporting lines have no relationship to who actually decides anything.
The orgfiction is redrawn every quarter and inaccurate by the time it prints. Real influence flows along dotted lines it does not show. New hires trust it for a week and are corrected by their first question.
Etym. — org + fiction — the chart as the company's most maintained lie.
Rel. — orgnesia · conduitcrat
Novelty check: APPROVE
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