wheeliediplomat
/ˈwiːliˈdɪpləmæt/nounVerified NewAlso in: Tonnendiplomat (Deutsch) · contenediplomático (Español) · roudiplomate (Français)
The neighbor who mediates every dispute, having no side and all the patience.
The wheeliediplomat is consulted over the hedge, the parking, and the bin lane, and rules without notes. Their verdicts are delivered over garden walls and accepted because refusing would be rude. The street's peace rests on one retired person with time and a low, steady voice.
Etym. — wheelie bin + diplomat — the mediator who arrives by bin lane.
Rel. — binlaneloyalty · fencetalk
Novelty check: APPROVE
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