vacuumchoreography

/ˈvækjuəm ˌkɒriˈɒɡrəfi/nounVerified New

Also in: Saugchoreografie (Deutsch) · aspiraballet (Español) · roboballet (Français)

The nightly patrol route of the robot vacuum, danced around by the whole household.

The vacuumchoreography is learned by all: when to lift feet, when to surrender slippers, when the robot will attempt the same corner for the fourth time. Guests ask how the floor gets so clean; residents answer that they simply keep the set free. The robot has opinions about the rug, and the rug does not win.

Etym. — vacuum + choreography — the nightly dance performed by machine and family.

Rel. — mowermutiny · mopghost

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