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toastgather

/ˈtəʊstˈɡæðə/verbVerified New

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Also in: Glasversammler (Deutsch) · copasamblea (Español) · verressembleur (Français)

To assemble the whole room's glasses with one raised hand and one word, at the exact right moment.

To toastgather is to read the room's noise and cut it with a lifted glass. The gather takes four seconds and the room obeys, gladly. Its master performs it once per party, at the peak, and the toast lands on everyone, including the kitchen.

Etym. — toast + gather — the gathering of the glasses by one hand.

Rel. — toastkeeper

Novelty check: APPROVE

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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