swingboostdemand

/ˈswɪŋˌbuːst dɪˈmɑːnd/nounVerified New

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The standing request for "higher," issued from the swing on a loop, unbounded by physics.

The swingboostdemand escalates with every push and is never satisfied at any height. Its units are infinite; its operator's arms are not. The demand ends only when the operator's shoulders file a report, and the rider dismounts with the dizzy dignity of someone who was, briefly, higher than everything.

Etym. — swing boost + demand — the open-ended request of the swing seat.

Rel. — dawdlespeed · climbingframequeue

Novelty check: APPROVE

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