spoilersafe
/ˈspɔɪləˌseɪf/adjectiveVerified NewAlso in: spoilerfrei (Deutsch) · finalvirgen (Español) · spoilneuf (Français)
Describing the blessed state of not yet knowing how a famous story ends.
The spoilersafe viewer watches twenty-year-old classics unbothered, asking questions that make the room inhale. Their innocence is defended at dinners, and the household self-polices its talk like a security detail. The state ends once, violently, and the formerly spoilersafe join the defenders, recalling their loss annually.
Etym. — spoiler + safe — the protected status of the unspoiled.
Rel. — bingebrave
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