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speechvolunteer

/ˈspiːtʃˌvɒlənˈtɪə/nounVerified New

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Also in: Spontanredner (Deutsch) · brindoluntario (Español) · volontariste (Français)

The guest who offers a toast without being asked, holding a glass and a story of uncertain length.

The speechvolunteer rises on their own authority, cites the host's kindness, and reaches the middle of a story nobody knows. The room supports them like a crew. Their speech ends where it must, and the room's love is measured in the applause that follows, which is genuine, and long, and relieved.

Etym. — speech + volunteer — the uncommissioned orator of the party.

Rel. — toastkeeper

Novelty check: APPROVE

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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