saucehoard
/ˈsɔːsˌhɔːd/nounVerified NewAlso in: Saucenhort (Deutsch) · salsoro (Español) · sauceor (Français)
The collection of sauces and jarred condiments bought for one recipe each and kept forever after.
The saucehoard lines the fridge door with hoisin, gochujang, and a harissa from a phase. Each jar was opened for a single dinner and has attended every dinner since without contributing. Throwing them away is impossible; they are ingredients, and the hoard is technically a spice rack in retirement.
Etym. — sauce + hoard — the condiment treasury of the fridge door.
Rel. — herbmuseum · condimentdiplomacy
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