gravysalvage
/ˈɡreɪviˈsælvɪdʒ/verbVerified NewAlso in: Soßenbergung (Deutsch) · salsalvamento (Español) · saucecoutage (Français)
To repair lumpy, split, or hopelessly pale gravy in the final minutes before serving.
To gravysalvage is to strain, whisk, and secretly enrich the sauce while the table waits with loaded plates. Butter is deployed as diplomacy; a stock cube is sworn into the record. Salvage is claimed as skill, and the lumpvigil's failures are retroactively declared strategic.
Etym. — gravy + salvage — the emergency service of the last five minutes.
Rel. — lumpvigil · gravyambitious
Novelty check: APPROVE
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