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stirvigil

/ˈstɜːˌvɪdʒɪl/nounVerified New

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Also in: Rührwache (Deutsch) · risovigilia (Español) · risovigie (Français)

The dish, usually risotto, that demands a person stand and stir without pause or parole.

The stirvigil is a sentence served at the hob: the stock goes in slowly and the stirring may not stop. Phone calls are declined; the doorbell is ignored. The sentence ends when the rice decides it has, and the cook is released back into the household, briefly changed.

Etym. — stir + vigil — the standing watch kept by risotto's law.

Rel. — lumpvigil · boiloveromen

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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