rinserighteous

/ˈrɪnsˌraɪtʃəs/adjectiveVerified New

Also in: vorspülfromm (Deutsch) · enjuajusticiero (Español) · rinçjuste (Français)

Describing the moral high ground of the household's most aggressive pre-rinser.

The rinserighteous member rinses plates before the dishwasher as an act of faith and looks upon the non-rinsing as philosophy. Their sink side is spotless; their rhetoric is warmer than the water. The rinseveto may overrule them by law, but never in their hearts, and they rinse on, superior and damp.

Etym. — rinse + righteous — the virtue of the pre-rinse, worn openly.

Rel. — rinseveto · cyclefaith

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