crustnegotiation
/ˈkrʌst nɪˌɡəʊsieɪʃən/nounVerified NewAlso in: Randenverhandlung (Deutsch) · cortepacto (Español) · négocroûte (Français)
The standing talks over whether the sandwich's crusts must be eaten.
The crustnegotiation has run for generations with no treaty signed. One side cites the hair myth; the other cites fairness. Crusts are exported to the parent's plate as tribute, and both parties declare the arrangement permanent, pending better arguments, forever.
Etym. — crust + negotiation — the oldest unresolved case on the lunch menu.
Rel. — crustmilitant · lunchboxeconomy
Novelty check: APPROVE
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