crustmilitant

/ˈkrʌstˈmɪlɪtənt/adjectiveVerified New

Also in: Randmilitant (Deutsch) · cortezista (Español) · anticroûtiste (Français)

Describing the anti-crust position held absolutely, without negotiation or exception.

The crustmilitant child rejects crusts on principle and inspects sandwiches at the border. Their platform is simple, their constituency is every table, and their concession never comes. The crustnegotiation continues around them, and the militant holds the line that no parent has ever crossed.

Etym. — crust + militant — the hardline stance of the sandwich edge.

Rel. — crustnegotiation · lunchboxeconomy

Novelty check: APPROVE

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