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puddledevoted

/ˈpʌdəl dɪˈvəʊtɪd/adjectiveVerified New

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Also in: Pfützenergeben (Deutsch) · charcófilo (Español) · flaquophile (Français)

Describing the walker whose route is determined entirely by surface water.

The puddledevoted child treats rain as infrastructure and every pool as an appointment. Boots are waterproof for the first week of their term of office only. The devotion survives seasons, scoldings, and one pair of ruined school shoes, which were, in the walker's view, a fair price.

Etym. — puddle + devoted — the loyalty owed to standing water.

Rel. — puddlepilot · schoolrunweather

Novelty check: APPROVE

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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