plantwatchrota
/ˈplɑːnt ˌwɒtʃ ˈrəʊtə/nounVerified NewAlso in: Pflanzendienstplan (Deutsch) · plantaturno (Español) · roulplante (Français)
The rotating schedule by which colleagues water one person's plants during their vacation.
The plantwatchrota is drafted in the departing colleague's last week and followed with more care than most meeting actions. Its failure means visible death, which is blameable. The plants are the office's true dependents.
Etym. — plant watch + rota — the duty roster for the office's silent residents.
Rel. — desksurvivorplant · kinconvoy
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