pinataqueue

/pɪˈnjɑːtəˌkjuː/nounVerified New

Also in: Piñataschlange (Deutsch) · piñafila (Español) · pinatafile (Français)

The line of children formed at the piñata, governed by rules written mid-crisis.

The pinataqueue enforces an order no adult established and all children defend. Cuts are litigated instantly; the blindfold is contested. When the piñata breaks, the queue dissolves into the scrambles of history, and the smallest child emerges, somehow, with the Lego head.

Etym. — piñata + queue — the ordered line that precedes the beautiful chaos.

Rel. — balloondread · partybagscience

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