parcelbabysit

/ˈpɑːsəlˈbæbiˌsɪt/verbVerified New

Also in: Paketbabysitten (Deutsch) · paquetecuido (Español) · colisotage (Français)

To take in a neighbor's delivery, guard it from rain, and report it with proof of life.

To parcelbabysit is to receive, shelter, and photograph the box, then text the owner a full report. The parcel is checked hourly for weather and once for excitement. Handover is conducted with signatures in spirit and a debrief that outruns the parcel's importance, by design.

Etym. — parcel + babysit — the care arrangement of the entrusted box.

Rel. — parcelrelay · porchparanoia

Novelty check: APPROVE

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