orderfriend

/ˈɔːdəˌfrɛnd/nounVerified New

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A friend who knows your exact order at every place you go together.

The orderfriend recites your coffee, your spice level, and your "no onions" before you speak. Their knowledge is a small biography of your habits. Being known this way is friendship's quietest luxury.

Etym. — order + friend — the friend who carries your preferences in memory.

Rel. — tastetwin · kitchenfriend

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