napstrategist
/ˈnæpˌstrætədʒɪst/nounVerified NewAlso in: Schläfchenstratege (Deutsch) · siestestratega (Español) · siestestratège (Français)
A person who plans naps with military precision — timing, duration, caffeine, and exit strategy.
The napstrategist knows the twenty-minute rule, the coffee-before trick, and the exact sofa angle. The nap is a campaign: reconnaissance of the afternoon, deployment of the blanket, withdrawal before the deep-sleep border. The strategist is rested; the amateurs are groggy.
Etym. — nap + strategist — the military-planning metaphor for the deliberate napper; a strategist is exactly someone who plans the campaign, not just fights it.
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