cycleconfident

/ˈsaɪkəlˌkɒnfɪdənt/adjectiveVerified New

Also in: spülmaschinenselbstsicher (Deutsch) · cicloconfiado (Español) · lavassûr (Français)

Describing a household's unearned faith in the dishwasher's abilities.

The cycleconfident household loads casseroles with sauce welded on and closes the door with serenity. Evidence to the contrary is washed by hand, quietly, and never entered into the record. Confidence of this kind is hereditary and travels with the machine to the next tenant, who inherits it with the manuals.

Etym. — cycle + confident — certainty held across every wash, regardless of results.

Rel. — cyclefaith · rinseveto

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