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laundromatchat

/ˈlɔːndrəmætˌtʃæt/nounVerified New

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Also in: Waschsalonplauder (Deutsch) · lavandechat (Español) · blanchibla (Français)

The conversation held over the shared machines, timed to cycles and conducted at spin volume.

Laundromatchat runs on machine time: opening lines at the wash, confessions at the rinse, farewells at the spin. Its regulars know each other's whole lives and no names. The laundromat's cycle length is the community's clock, and everyone is on time for it.

Etym. — laundromat + chat — the talk show of the shared machines.

Rel. — stoopcoffee · streetregular

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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