dropallfriend

/ˈdrɒpˌɔːl ˌfrɛnd/nounVerified New

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A friend who will abandon any plan, task, or schedule to help you in a crisis.

The dropallfriend answers "are you busy?" with "what happened?" and cancels without being asked. Their calendar bends; your emergency stands still while they arrive. The friendship is measured in things dropped.

Etym. — drop-all + friend — the friend whose availability has no floor.

Rel. — cryingcallfriend

Novelty check: APPROVE

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