cryingcallfriend

/ˈkraɪɪŋ ˌkɔːl ˌfrɛnd/nounVerified New

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A friend who accepts your calls mid-crying and treats the crying as information, not emergency.

The cryingcallfriend answers in any state you arrive in, skips the "what's wrong," and starts where you are. The call has no agenda and ends when breathing normalizes. The friendship runs on these calls more than on the happy ones.

Etym. — crying call + friend — the friend whose line is open exactly when yours is wet.

Rel. — dropallfriend

Novelty check: APPROVE

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