kitchenaura
/ˈkɪtʃɪnˈɔːrə/nounVerified NewAlso in: Küchenaura (Deutsch) · fritaura (Español) · fritaura (Français)
The fried-food atmosphere that follows the cook around the house for the rest of the evening.
The kitchenaura is acquired at the pan and worn to the sofa, the bathroom, and the pillow. It is undetectable to its wearer and unmistakable to everyone else. The aura fades by morning, and the household can date last night's chips by the hallway alone.
Etym. — kitchen + aura — the perfume of the frying pan, worn after the meal.
Rel. — garlicafterlife · oniongrief
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