jumperswapcraft
/ˈdʒʌmpəˌswɒpˌkrɑːft/nounVerified NewAlso in: Pulpullerkennungskunst (Deutsch) · jerseytología (Español) · pulltographie (Français)
The art of identifying your child's jumper in a pile of identical jumpers, by secrets only mothers know.
The jumperswapcraft reads a name-tag written over, a stain of the 2023 curry, and one unravelled cuff. Its practitioners retrieve the right garment from thirty in under a minute, to visible awe. The skill is transferable to no other pile and is exercised twice a term, at least.
Etym. — jumper swap + craft — the detective skill of the identical knitwear.
Rel. — lostpropertyorbit · namestickerregime
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