hydrationgauge
/haɪˈdreɪʃənˈɡeɪdʒ/nounVerified NewAlso in: Trinkzeitlinie (Deutsch) · hidroescala (Español) · hydrojauge (Français)
The marked water bottle whose time-lines promise a hydration the day never honors.
The hydrationgauge reads "10 a.m." at 2 p.m., permanently. Its lines are a promise made by the bottle and broken by the meetings. The gauge is refilled nightly with resolve and it starts every morning with the same lie, encouragingly.
Etym. — hydration + gauge — the instrument of the drinking plan.
Rel. — waterbottlecaravan
Novelty check: APPROVE
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