helixdinner
/ˈhiːlɪksˌdɪnə/nounVerified NewAlso in: DNS-Abendbrot (Deutsch) · cenADN (Español) · dînerADN (Français)
A family dinner interrupted or reorganized by the results of a commercial DNA test.
The envelope is opened between the starter and the main, and the seating chart quietly redraws itself around a new grandfather. Helixdinners produce silence, laughter, denial, and a second dinner planned for the follow-up questions. Consumer genetics gave the family table a new course.
Etym. — helix + dinner — the double helix served as an extra dish.
Rel. — grandmeetlore · tellingtree
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