gymtowelscience

/ˈdʒɪmˈtaʊəlˈsaɪəns/nounVerified New

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The forgotten gym towel, discovered in the bag at the exact moment of maximum need.

The gymtowelscience describes the towel's lifecycle: packed with care, needed never, discovered at week three in an advanced state. The bag's climate accelerates history. A second towel is packed for insurance, and the science now has a control group.

Etym. — gym towel + science — the study of towels in enclosed systems.

Rel. — gymkitrotation · steprich

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