waterbottlecaravan

/ˈwɔːtəˌbɒtəlˈkærəvæn/nounVerified New

Also in: Flaschenkarawane (Deutsch) · botecaravana (Español) · gourdavane (Français)

The fleet of half-full water bottles that migrates through a home over a week.

The waterbottlecaravan camps on desks, nightstands, and car cup-holders, each bottle a day's intention. None is finished; all are washed and refilled with optimism. The caravan is consolidated weekly, poured out, and re-deployed across the house, hydrated and heading nowhere.

Etym. — water bottle + caravan — the travelling convoy of good intentions.

Rel. — hydrationgauge · gymkitrotation

Novelty check: APPROVE

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