fundraiserguilt
/ˈfʌndˌreɪzəˈɡɪlt/nounVerified NewAlso in: Spendenaktionsschuld (Deutsch) · recaudoculpa (Español) · cagnottabilité (Français)
The obligation triggered by every cake sale, sponsored silence, and non-uniform day in the calendar.
Fundraiserguilt is invoiced weekly by the school and paid in baked goods and small change. The bake is purchased at a shop and iced at home to preserve deniability. The guilt is currency, the school spends it well, and the cake stand always gets the two pound coins.
Etym. — fundraiser + guilt — the soft tax of the school year.
Rel. — gatebriefing · birthdaylistseason
Novelty check: APPROVE
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