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freezersnowdrift

/ˈfriːzə ˈsnəʊdrɪft/nounVerified New

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Also in: Tiefkühltundra (Deutsch) · congelanieve (Español) · neigélateur (Français)

The permafrost of ancient peas and ice crystals accumulating inside the freezer.

The freezersnowdrift forms under the defrost schedule that never defrosts. Peas from a previous era are fused into the wall, and a bag of something herbal is buried at the summit. Excavation is attempted each spring, abandoned each spring, and the drift grows by stratification, patient and white.

Etym. — freezer + snowdrift — the glacier that forms behind a closed door.

Rel. — fridgedig · defrostvigil

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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