floorrescue
/ˈflɔː ˌreskjuː/verbVerified NewAlso in: Bodenretten (Deutsch) · suelorescate (Español) · cinqsecouru (Français)
To recover dropped food from the floor within the customary grace period and eat it without proceedings.
To floorrescue is to judge the drop, the surface, and the witness in one second and act. Dry food on clean flooring is rescued at speed; wet food on yesterday's floor is mourned. The rule is honored in every kitchen and denied in every kitchen, sometimes in the same breath.
Etym. — floor + rescue — the five-second salvage operation, conducted standing.
Rel. — crumbprairie
Novelty check: APPROVE
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