festivecardround

/ˈfɛstɪvˈkɑːdˌraʊnd/nounVerified New

Also in: Weihnachtskartenrunde (Deutsch) · circulavidad (Español) · vœucircuit (Français)

The December postal circuit of the street, tracked by the hand and answered by obligation.

The festivecardround expands yearly to include households that moved away and one house that only sends photos of the dog. Cards are delivered by hand at dusk, which defeats the post but doubles the doorstep count. The round's completion is announced by the mantelpiece, fully staffed.

Etym. — festive card + round — the delivery circuit of December.

Rel. — carolknockround

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