schoolrunweather
/ˈskuːlˌrʌnˈwɛðə/nounVerified NewAlso in: Schulwegwetter (Deutsch) · colegimba (Español) · écoluie (Français)
The microclimate of the school run, which reserves its rain for the exact minutes of walking.
Schoolrunweather is dry at departure, biblical at the gate, and sunny again by the drive home. It defies every forecast and has done for decades. Parents plan around it with layers, and the weather enjoys the game, playing it daily with the same ending.
Etym. — school run + weather — the climate system of the eight-forties.
Rel. — coatrevolt · puddlepilot
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