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coatrevolt

/ˈkəʊtˌrɪˌvəʊlt/nounVerified New

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Also in: Mantelrevolte (Deutsch) · abrigrevuelta (Español) · mantrevolte (Français)

The winter refusal of the coat, conducted in a t-shirt at four degrees.

The coatrevolt begins at the door and is carried into the street, where the child radiates defiance and warmth. The coat travels in the parent's bag, sworn as evidence. Victory goes to whoever is willing to wait longest, and the weather usually wins by the gate.

Etym. — coat + revolt — the seasonal uprising of the unzipped.

Rel. — sockseamrevolt · schoolrunweather

Novelty check: APPROVE

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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