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dreamcustoms

/ˈdriːmˌkʌstəmz/nounVerified New

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Also in: Traumzoll (Deutsch) · sueñoaduana (Español) · rêvedouane (Français)

The checkpoint at waking where the goods of the dream are declared, examined, and almost always confiscated.

Dreamcustoms is why the dream's treasure turns to nonsense in the telling: the gold becomes a bus ticket, the prophecy becomes a grocery list. The officers are thorough and humorless, and the duty-free allowance is one image, if you are lucky.

Etym. — dream + customs — the border-control metaphor does work no phrase does: customs is precisely the institution that confiscates what cannot be declared.

Rel. — dreamsmuggling · wakeborder · somnigrant

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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