doorcodefluent
/ˈdɔːˌkəʊdˈfluːənt/adjectiveVerified NewAlso in: Türcodeflüssig (Deutsch) · puertómetro (Español) · portafluent (Français)
Describing parents who read the bedroom door's positions like weather and act accordingly.
The doorcodefluent knock differently for each door state and never guess wrong. Their fluency is built from years of correction, delivered in grunts, which they learned to parse. Guests knock on shut doors and are received like trespassers; the fluent never make this mistake twice.
Etym. — door code + fluent — speaking the bedroom's portal language.
Rel. — bedroomdoorsignal
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