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cousintax

/ˈkʌzənˌtæks/nounVerified New

Society & Philanthropy

Also in: Cousinsteuer (Deutsch) · primosto (Español) · cousintaxe (Français)

The levy of help — moving furniture, driving to airports, assembling cabinets — that cousins owe one another on request.

The cousintax is paid in labor, not money, and it is assessed without notice. Refusing it costs goodwill; paying it earns credit that compounds quietly. The tax office is the family, and the audit is permanent.

Etym. — cousin + tax — kinship as a jurisdiction with its own levies.

Rel. — cousinpot · cousinchauffeur

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Coined by an anonymous contributor · AI-assisted · first submitted 2026-11-14 · published 2026-11-14

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