couchvisit

/ˈkaʊtʃ ˌvɪzɪt/nounVerified New

Also in: Sofabesuch (Deutsch) · sofásita (Español) · canapvisite (Français)

A visit to a close friend conducted entirely on one couch, without ever going anywhere.

The couchvisit has no itinerary: the plan is the couch, the snacks, and hours of talk. Leaving the couch would make it an outing, which defeats the purpose. The visit is measured in conversation, not kilometres.

Etym. — couch + visit — the visit that never leaves the furniture.

Rel. — hearthfriend

Novelty check: APPROVE

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