cobwebheritage

/ˈkɒbwɛb ˈhɛrɪtɪdʒ/nounVerified New

Also in: Spinnwebdenkmal (Deutsch) · arañumento (Español) · toileclassée (Français)

The high-corner cobwebs granted protected status by being above reach.

Cobwebheritage designates the ceiling corners where dusters fear to operate. The webs are acknowledged by guests and defended by height: nothing that requires a ladder is anyone's chore today. Each broom handle attempt deposes one web and establishes two, and the heritage survives every season intact.

Etym. — cobweb + heritage — the protected monuments of the upper corners.

Rel. — dustdynasty · gutterdread

Novelty check: APPROVE

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