cerealloyal
/ˈsɪəriəlˈlɔɪəl/adjectiveVerified NewAlso in: müslistreu (Deutsch) · cereleal (Español) · céréfidèle (Français)
Describing lifelong allegiance to one breakfast cereal, maintained since childhood against all supermarket churn.
The cerealloyal eater has eaten the same box since age seven and reads discontinuation news like family bulletins. Competing cereals are tried on holiday and rejected on return. The loyalty is rewarded by a breakfast that never surprises, which is exactly the point of breakfast.
Etym. — cereal + loyal — the breakfast oath, kept daily.
Rel. — brewloyal
Novelty check: APPROVE
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