breakconstant

/breɪk ˈkɒnstənt/nounVerified New

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A friend who remains steady through every one of your breakups, functioning as the relationship's only constant.

The breakconstant has heard the same heartbreak in five different voices and still brings the ice cream. They never say "I told you so," which is the entire service. The exes change; the constant does not.

Etym. — break(up) + constant — the fixed point in a series of variables.

Rel. — cryingcallfriend · honestymirror

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