biscuitdunkphysics
/ˈbɪskɪtˈdʌŋk ˈfɪzɪks/nounVerified NewAlso in: Tunkphysik (Deutsch) · chapufísica (Español) · trempysique (Français)
The calculated submersion time of a biscuit in tea, tuned to the biscuit and the mug.
Biscuitdunkphysics assigns each biscuit a coefficient: the digestive holds for three seconds, the ginger nut for five, the shortbread not at all. The calculation is personal, taught by failure, and argued across the mug line. One second over and the biscuit joins the tea; the drinker drinks the consequences and the lesson together.
Etym. — biscuit dunk + physics — the applied science of the teatime dunk.
Rel. — teabagreferendum · brewabandon
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