banquetphotoduty
/ˈbæŋkwɪtˈfəʊtəʊˈdjuːti/nounVerified NewAlso in: Tafelfotodienst (Deutsch) · banquetofoteo (Español) · banquphoto (Français)
The obligation of one family member to photograph every gathering, wielding the phone in service of the archive.
The banquetphotoduty is assigned by ownership of the best camera, which is the newest phone. Its holder eats late, standing, and captures the table before it falls. The archive grows yearly, and its keeper's absence is noted in every album as a gap with a name.
Etym. — banquet photo + duty — the official record of the family table.
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